Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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