Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
We talked him into tasing himself.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
You should have heard my farts after he left. I swear one of them was a demonic voice saying, "It's coming for you, Nicole. It's coming,".
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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