Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
I just want nice things and good sex
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
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