no, he came in my armpit
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
His hands were made for my vagina.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I have post one night stand depression
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