I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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