I need help removing her.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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