I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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