it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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