lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
babies were throwing up all over the place
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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