He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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