Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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