How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
I just drunkenly accidentally had sex with my boss
Did you at least ask for a raise?
No but I am now the owner of one of either his or his roomate's teeshirts... Maybe I can use it to negotiate?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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