apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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