The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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