i permit you to call me
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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