I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
You stumbled in the house, mumbled something about a cheese party, grabbed a block of cheese and the whiskey, and left.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
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