i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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