you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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