The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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