ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
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