fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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