i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
Just high enough for therapy.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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