I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
How's work?
Spinning.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
This little shit keeps eating the playdoh so i replaced the green with wasabi from work. Wonder what his parents are gonna think when he burns his soft palette?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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