Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Stripper told me "sorry i'm not squezing my tits in your face much, I just had a kid and don't want to squirt you in the eye with milk. " in the middle of my lap dance
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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