I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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