But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
