I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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