Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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