so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
Randomize
