this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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