if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
I mean he's a cool ass guy, but he's genuinely in love with a fat chick. I just can't take him seriously as a person.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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