Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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