let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
They took my balls.
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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