escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
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