You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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