whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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