I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
this beer tastes like vomit already
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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