In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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