He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I think my vagina is haunted
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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