Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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