The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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