Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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