Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
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