At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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