He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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