Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Just got hit on by a 50 year old Englishman who is now swapping drunken racing stories with my mom. Live Mariachi band in the background. How's that for a wake?
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
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