Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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