dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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