it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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