stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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