her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
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