Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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