i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
but seriously, if you see a redhead running down the street tonight in a carrot costume, call 911. He's tripping hard.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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