a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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