Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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