after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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