They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
you would pick up someone in the library
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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