no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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